Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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