Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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