are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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