Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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