laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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