Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
worst night to have a conscience
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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