Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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