i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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