Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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