So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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