yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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