Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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