the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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