I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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