i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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