Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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