Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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