so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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