I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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