he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Farmville is her only friend.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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