I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Two words: nipple clamps
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