Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
