Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
jump out the window naked night went bad
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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