Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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