Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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