I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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