If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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