Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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