Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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