yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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