he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm really busy with my period
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