I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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