I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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