She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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