Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
do nipples grow back?
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