Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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