how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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