I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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