Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Alive.
So much puke
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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