you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Randomize
