Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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