they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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