Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
