to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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