if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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