so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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