You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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