He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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