I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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