And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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