my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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