Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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