Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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