the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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